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Studio Engineer
The studio engineer was a little funny-looking but the band had to admit he certainly knew what he was doing. Related posts: Tony The Dancer Earth, Wind, Fire, Etc X-Men
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One-Eyed Monster
In a disappointing end to the evening for Janice it turned out that Malcolm’s offer to show her his one-eyed monster was not a euphemism. Related posts: Blind Date Doodle Week – Doodle Monster...
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Protection
Melanie was shocked to discover her husband in the arms of another fish-beast but she took solace in the fact that they were both wearing protection. Related posts: Picnic Protection Snake! Amok Time
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Blow Me Down
If nothing filthy crosses your mind while looking at this then you’re a damned liar. Related posts: Matriarchy Adoption Rocket Man
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Aerodynamics
Once a world leader in scientific research, Texas University sadly squandered much of its funding and reputation on an ill-fated decade of analysing the aerodynamic properties of bouffants on...
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The Usual Suspects
There had been a break-in at the Wendy house but despite the police rounding up the usual suspects an eyewitness was unable to pinpoint the perpetrator in the lineup. Related posts: Model Trap...
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Drinking Problem
Liz was enjoying the new job but had developed a drinking problem following the constant questions about her enjoyment of sucking and the taste of creamy, white juice. Related posts: Cheers! Adoption...
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The Tin Man
After getting his heart from the Wizard, the Tin Man proceeded to obtain a stomach and, soon after, an insatiable appetite for girls who reminded him of Dorothy. He was not Asimov-certified. Related...
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Picnic Protection
After one too many drive-by picnicking incidents the Swanson sisters started hanging around in pairs for protection. Related posts: Protection Blind Date Rock, Paper, Scissors
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Historical Accuracy
During the first rehearsal Lisa was pleased to finally have a paying job but was starting to suspect that the director’s purported attention to historical accuracy in his movies wasn’t all it was...
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Abraham
Unnecessarily worried about his feminine features, young Abraham Lincoln resolved to knit himself a manly beard and enter politics. Related posts: Dinner Time With James Dean Chinese Girl Mormon Clan
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Neo Nazi Bears
Probably best to keep the black bears in another part of the zoo. Related posts: Adoption Matriarchy Rocket Man
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Her Favourite Movie
Candy had told James that she wanted to introduce him to her favourite movie. As he approached the table he had the strangest feeling it was going to be Spaceballs. Related posts: Rocket Man Dinner...
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Moisturise
“Reg, I love dancing with you but if we’re going to compete in next week’s regional heats we’ll need to talk about moisturiser.” Related posts: X-Men Bananas Snake!
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Young Vladimir Putin
Astonishingly, Vladimir Putin was more conservative in his youth and would never dream of appearing topless in public. Astonishingly, future Russian president Vladimir Putin was even more conservative...
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Cabbage Faux Pas
After a ten minute tirade about how disgusting she found cabbage Jane had a sinking feeling in the pit of her stomach as she felt a tap on her shoulder. Related posts: The Tin Man Her Favourite Movie...
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The Invention Of Punk
A nylon carpet and sitting too close to a CRT television set was all it took to create the look that would inspire a generation of punk music fans. Related posts: Tony The Dancer Amok Time Earth, Wind,...
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Smokin’!
Tony suspected there was something a little funny in his cigar when the curtains suddenly came to life. Related posts: Tony The Dancer Lady Shave Studio Engineer
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What A Hunt!
‘What a hunt!’ shouted someone nearby as man-of-the-people and anti-establishment hero to the working class masses Nigel Farage laughed along with his friends about to embark on some ritual terrorism...
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Breaking Sticks
John was regretting putting up all the posters as the pressure of trying to perform in front of a packed crowd of four was affecting his public display of stick-breaking.
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